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Kinda makes you want to see them even more now.
Behind the scenes at a shoot for The Stash. Photo by Falco.
ON SET WITH JOHN WATERS
Behind the scenes with the incredible John Waters shooting Groundbreakers at the Charles Theater in Baltimore. His Comme des Garçons suit probably cost more than my car.
ME ON MY PHONE
According to our BTS photographer Michael Falco, there are dozens of pictures of me on set on my phone. Hey, I'm busy!
SHARK CAGE DIVING
We were in Shark Alley in South Africa shark cage diving for an episode of our show Sexcape. I was up on deck and this thing was VERY close and VERY terrifying.
SWING PROMO SHOOT
We were shooting in Las Vegas and our original promo campaign called for a Little Person Elvis. Unfortunately, there's only one in Vegas and he was busy. So we got this "End Stage Elvis" instead. He was nice but I think like the real Elvis he also died in a Vegas bathroom a few hours after this picture was taken.
STASH SCRIPT CONFERENCE
Stash script conference during rehearsal with the brilliant host Rachel Perry, hilarious staff writer writer Danielle Koenig and some crew guy so I didn't learn his name.
SWING VIDEO VILLAGE
This is where we'd be sitting at midnight every night, staring at the monitors wondering if the newbie couple was going take that big step into the swinging lifestyle. This show was never rigged, what happened happened and we just sat back and watched. As I said to Dan Savage, "Aside from the tits, everything on my shows is real."
SEXUAL HARASSMENT ART INSTALLATION
We got Sexual Harassment pamphlets from HR so I decided to pair one with the handcuffs, lingerie, stroke mags and vibrating nipple clamps on my desk to make an art installation in my office.
OUR STRIPPER ROBOT
This stripper robot was built by Matt Weinhold for The Stash. Every day I was greeted by this robot sitting right outside of my office. Then one day it vanished. No one will tell me what happened to the Stripper Robot. I'm very angry that it's gone. IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!!
STRIPPER ROBOT ON THE STASH
The hilarious Neil Garguilo prepares to be beheaded by the Stripper Robot during a segment shoot for The Stash.
HOT GIRLS ON THEIR PHONES
I could do an entire photo essay of Hot Girls On Their Phones at the office except I only took this one picture. You'll have to trust me, I could have taken hundreds. See: Me On My Cell Phone Above
When I first started at Playboy they didn't have a sign outside my door. So I made one that said Miss March. One day there was a new hire sitting outside my office and she called IT to get her computer fixed. They asked her where she worked and she said she sat outside of Miss March's office.
THE DAY I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE
One afternoon I was washing this latex fist in the Executive Kitchenette and the Head of HR walked by and shot me some real shade. I yelled, "What! After everything I've said and done here and THIS is what's going to get me fired?" I didn't get fired. Also, I gave her a vibrator once when she was having a bad day so she had nothing on me.
MY OFFICE AT PLAYBOY
It was much fancier than me.
SOME ARTSY CRAP
Me getting artsy on the set of Swing. Also, who the fuck uses the word THRICE?
STUFF IN MY OFFICE
I found this clear stripper shoe in the backroom one day when we were cleaning it out. So I put it in my office. A few days later I found its mate. So now I have a pair of rad Stripper Heels. Yes, they're my size. No, I've never worn them.
I'M A SEXOLOGIST!
That's right! According to the American College of Sexologists I am a Certified Sexologist. Ask me anything!
THE STASH BOARD
All of the thought that goes into making a season of The Stash.
FORBIDDEN PHOTOGRAPHY #1
Because there were so many models taking pictures of themselves in the Playboy lobby and posting it on social media, they had to put up a sign telling people not to take pictures in the lobby.
So every few months, I'd take a picture of the sign.
FORBIDDEN PHOTOGRAPHY #2
A different sign...
FORBIDDEN PHOTOGRAPHY #3
Yet another sign.
HEF'S PERSONAL COPY OF DEEP THROAT
When we were trying to track down a copy of Deep Throat for season one of Groundbreakers, they located a vintage one in Hef's personal library. It was on 16mm film. COOOOOOOL! We actually found a remastered digital copy but seeing this piece of history was pretty nifty.
A slate from the Groundbreakers set. The first time I had to give John Waters direction on set I was pretty intimidated. He was so gracious. He said, "Just tell me what you want and I'll do it. I'm so happy I don't have your job today."
ME EXPLAINING COMEDY TO JOHN WATERS
I think I'm actually telling John what we're having for lunch. Matt Weinhold, who wrote all three seasons of Groundbreakers, looks on.
I'M SUCH A BIG SHOT
I love that my driver got my name so horribly wrong. Unless I took someone else's car...? Sorry Wanda.
THE EMMYS WITH BERNIE BRILLSTEIN
The after party, having just won our first Emmy for the Wayne Brady Show. I'm seated with the legendary Bernie Brillstein. Bernie was Wayne's manager at the time and one of the Executive Producers of the show. Months earlier when we found out we were nominated, Bernie, who used to hold court at CBS during the tapings of the Wayne Brady Show, waxed poetic about the possibility of winning TV's highest honor. He growled, "I produced Garry Shandling, Martin Short, Politically Incorrect and I'll probably win my first Emmy for this piece of shit." He was correct. Bernie Brillstein was the greatest.
MY NOTES ARE SO RIDICULOUS...
The Jay and Tony Show, producers of the show Triple Play, actually built a shrine to me and my highly ridiculous notes in their office. At the end of the year they had all of my notes framed and sent them back to me.
THE FIRST TALKING BUTT PLUG EVER PUT ON NATIONAL TV